Eight things that lasted longer than Anthony Scaramucci at the White House


1.
The Cuban Missile Crisis – This pivotal
confrontation between the United States and the Soviet Union in 1962 lasted 13
days. Scaramucci lasted 10.
2.
Sam Allardyce’s time as England manager –
Allardyce served just 67 days as the England Football Team’s manager, only
overseeing one match, after being accused of offering advice on flouting FIFA
rules on player ownership.
3.
The shortest serving President – Even William Henry
Harrison managed to serve 32 days in office.
4.
The West Wing – If you devoted eight hours of
your day to The West Wing, it’d take you around two weeks to watch the entire
seven series. Something Scaramucci might like to think about now he’s got some
free time.
5.
A traffic jam – The longest traffic jam in history
lasted for 12 days in Beijing. You’re more likely to get whiplash from the
Trump administration than being stuck in that mess.
6.
Hiddleswift – Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift’s
shock romance ended in September 2016 after three months. Unfortunately for
Scaramucci, Trump’s newest ‘showmance’ wouldn’t last as long.
7.
Carrie the Musical – Known as one of Broadway’s
biggest flops, even Carrie the Musical managed to last for 21 performances
before being shut down.
8.
A cold sore – A cold sore can take up to 12 days
on average to clear up. Scaramucci could have had one for the entirety of his
tenure – how unfortunate.